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I WILL FIND MY WAY I WILL GO THE DISTANCE... Ok sorry for the Hercules song but basically Disney is always relevent especially when you are drunk. I AM ON MY WAY I CAN GO THE DISTANCE, I KNOW MOST ANY MILE WILL BE WORTH MY WHILE. So ok ya i who wants to fight i bet Zack wants to. TAKE YOU WONDER BY WONDER. Damn i dont drinnnk enough i need to pimp smack someon fucking jesus christ of latter day saints what the fuck is wrong with you god bless america just fucking listen to me you fucking asssholes. DONT YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES. EVERY MOMENT RED LETTER. Walking around on those... what do they call them... oh FEET.
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| Alright I never post on this. But I would like to inform you people that I waited 13 hours in line at Best Buy for a Nintendo Wii. It was basically worth it too. See the story begins when I met my good friend Colby's friend Joe who works at Best Buy. He informed me that there would be Wiis there on Sunday morning. So I thought well not to many people will know about it so I will go stand in line at like 3 am or 2 am or something. However I am driving by Best Buy and I see say about 3 people in line outside. I had to do a double take seeing how this was 4 pm on Saturday. My next reaction was that of pure disgust. I found myself hating those people and yelling "What the Fuck". At this point I realized people outside my vehicle had heard me yelling as they were looking at me with rather odd facial expressions. But my anger was quite justified as there is a law that states most people will not stand in line for something until they see someone else doing it. If they would have lined up around say midnight when the store was closed a lot less people would have seen them and then in fact not shown up until about 2 am. But of course these jack asses decided they wanted to be first. So I was forced to run out of my house and get in line. Which by the way was the story from every other eager Nintendo fanboy/girl in line with the exception of the first person in line. They had heard or saw people waiting in line and had to start waiting early. So began my 13 hour wait. Luckily my friend Shawn kept me company and we met some interesting people that had the hook up and told us we would be getting one seeing as we were 13 and 14th in line and there were 18 Wiis. At around 12 (w00t 6 hours down) we backed up Shawn's SUV hooked up a flat panel tv that some dudes brought and began rocking out to Guitar Hero II for about 3 hours. We also managed to watch some of Pirates of the Caribbean with my girl Kiera Knightly. But anyways so after standing in line like 10 hours these other parents show up 2 hours before the store is about to open with pissed looks on there faces to find that they are very far back in line. I chuckled inside because I am not sure what they were thinking or why they didn't just immediately go home. But whatever I walked out of the store rocked with a Wii went home and crashed for 8 hours and woke up in the evening. The moral of this story is to all the people who decide they need to wait in line super early I have a message for you "Hey Fuck Bags, IF YOU GENIUSES WAIT A WHILE TO STAND IN LINE THEN NONE OF US HAVE TO STAND IN LINE FOR FUCKING FOREVER!"
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| I am drunk again. SHIT. Fuckers dont even know who i am. Pimp smack your ass Bitch. Fuck you up with my pimp cane. ARE YOU AN ASS? well i am listening to Tom Petty's Freefalling and realizing some interesting things about the way people are. But i want to be a paperback writer. OH and btw Carrey Grant and Bing Crosby rock and i only wish i was either of them. Then maybe i could rock the fucking house and kick some ass on a more regulare basis.
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| Holy shit i am drunk as shit. But i got alot of insight tonight, maybe finally i can understand girls with a little more understanding. Seriously this is ridicoulous but man i am glad Melisa helped me cause now i am set. TY for reading this.
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| I find it interesting and at times humorous how different people react to different things. I like to reflect on why some things make certain people laugh and others not. Or why a very few things makes everyone laugh. Why do things that make some sad or angry barely effects others? It is really quite amazing the subtle differences in personality that rarely show until these moments occur. Whatever the reason I assume that everyone has thought this one time or another in there life. I am sure you have asked yourself why didn't they laugh at that joke, or get angry when somebody offended them.
With this in mind maybe I should be more sensitize to others feelings, yet I find a natural inclination to derive many ideas of what is right and wrong from my own perception. Mainly this is a reference to a theory I hold that all observations and ideas derived from these observations create an understanding that is unique to each person. Basically this is a theory stating that there is no solid single truth to the world that can be used to define how people live and operate.
On top of the fact that I live this way I also have gathered over the years the ability to roll with life's punches. I realize that I am often the target of peoples jokes due to a previous anger and embarrassment issue I once had. But as of late I have been more chill and often very confident. I don't know why I started this change but I would say I mostly was unhappy with how I dealt with things so I began to pretend not to care and convince myself I didn't until I believed myself. Also my friend Colby has had a major influence on me. He has helped me eliminate the areas of my personality I dislike and exemplify the parts I enjoy. Well regardless of the reasoning for this I exist the way I do and I have no regrets!
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